Yesterday, our dear friend Jackie was gifted with scrub and a stethoscope for her birthday and desire to be a nurse.
When Sarah saw her wearing the stethoscope, Sarah said, “Why do you have a heartbeat?” to which David replied, “That’s a telescope.”
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We have this hill that makes your insides feel funny when you drive down it at full speed. A few weeks ago, Jackie was driving Sarah down there and Sarah said, “I feel like my bagina fell off.”